So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
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Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff
My mom never really noticed. She noticed when she was breast feeding my little brother and blood started coming out instead of milk.
My mom said she felt and saw a little lump in the shower. She was lucky enough she found it at stage 2
My mom had a mammogram. The radiologist thought the spots were just regular calcium deposits.
Turns out it was triple negative breast cancer that had spread to her lymph nods. Mastectomy, radiation and chemo saved her life.
This could SAVE a life.
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the fuck am i suppose to do with this
i have honestly never laughed so hard in my entire life
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Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone, he won’t eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, i dont know why and we’ve taken him to the vet to see if it’s a stomach problem on why he wasn’t eating until we started to notice a pattern, only when you’re in the room eating will he start to chow down on his food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. He’ll wait till you’re seated and eating to start on his meal, it’s really sweet, though we still have no idea why he does it.
WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG
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yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
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This is just one of the best Friends moments oh my god.
ROSS JUST
HANDS CHANDLER A LAMP.
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No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it!
I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.
I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.
I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.
I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.
What am I?
nitrogen?
I fucking googled it to see if I was right and it was fuckin Nicki Minaj lyrics I am so done
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies
That explains a lot
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Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside
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oh my god i can’t get over this
Why has no one punch this little bitch in the face yet?
Okay I had no problems with Justin Bieber before but I think he needs a few slaps in the face from reality now
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why did the blond fail her calculus test
she had a biology test on the same day and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking calc as an advanced elective credit which would not effect her major gpa
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if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out
‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*
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